- On da FIRST day, God created da UP. On da SECOND day, He created da partridge, da deer, da bear, da fish, and da ducks.
On da THIRD day, He said "Let dere be Yoopers to roam da Upper Peninsula."
On da FOURTH day, God created da udder world down below.
On da FIFTH day, He said "Let dere be trolls to live in da udder world down below."
On da SIXTH day, He created da bridge, so da trolls would have a way to get to heaven.
- God saw it was good and on da SEVENTH day, He went huntin'.