Tuesday, December 1, 2009
This Week's U.P. Postings ... contributions welcome
You Know a U.P. Winter has been too long when ...
You view feeding your wood stove as a major daily event.
You meticulously manage all your parts and tools
You don't think twice about putting wet dishes in the cupboard to dry.
Your coffee consumption exceeds 8 cups a day.
Your native language has seriously deteriorated. Now you "eat medicine", "open the television", and "close the lights off".
The high point of your day is going to the post office in the morning.
Hugging is reserved for sexual foreplay.
Pajamas have become street wear.
You accept alcohol as food.
You know that "one" beer means "let's get hammered."
When a stranger smiles at you, you assume he is drunk or insane.
You know how to prepare hamburger 101 ways.